Lameking.net

Some of you have known of this site and have been reading for a while, whilst others of you are brand new to my hijinks and I guarantee that if you visit this page with any degree of regularity you’ll fall in love with the content. I have many fans around the globe, and often times when I’m out and about doing things during the day my fans approach me and ask for autographs and pictures.

Some fans even go as far as to alert the media, paparazzi, and local news channels. Often I’m notified by my PR company of things and fans will call in and report what I’m seen doing around the city. Below you’ll see a snapshot of the last 48 or so hours of my life, and we you can tell, I pretty much live a pampered and lavish lifestyle surrounded by unobtainable items for the common folk and everyone is jealous of me.

Hi this is Marissa, I’m a long time fan of Lameking and I just wanted to say that I saw Spooner last week walking down the street. He was looking a little ragged (I could tell he had two different color socks on, but was oblivious to this) and I saw him get into a verbal confrontation with a homeless man over a quarter. From what I could make out, Spooner said that he saw the quarter first and that he had “dibbs” on it while the homeless man cried foul. In a surprise move, the homeless man, wearing black fingerless gloves, sucker punched Spooner right in the mouth, and within moments, they were wrestling on the ground right there on the sidewalk.

After 45 seconds roughly, the homeless man jumped off Spooner and I saw him making a gesture at Spooner, calling him what I could roughly hear “A sick fuck” and then I saw Spooner get up, and say something like “I’m not gay, it was just the friction” and walk away.

He never did get the quarter.

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