This morning was absolutely amazing. I woke up with an erection and decided to take advantage of that since it’s the first time I’ve been hard without the little blue pill or booze in weeks. Maybe my luck is turning, but anyway I was watching this boygirl tranny porn (Here if your interested) and right as I had that twinkle in my eye my phone rang.
Normally, I’d let it go straight to voicemail, but I’ve been job seeking for a few months now and I have my resume floating around everywhere (Including Speedway!), I thought this may have been an offer. I’m also dead broke so every time the phone rings, it brings hope. I made a mistake and decided to answer. The lady on the other end of the line opened with the standard corporate bullshit line “Hey, Spooner, is now a good time?” and boy, how do I answer that? Ironically, in one sense, it was just about that time - but in the other, no.
“Sure” I let out, but right as that happened, the other thing happened. I had it everywhere and it wasn’t stopping. All over my fucking laptop touch pad, my phone, hell I think I even got some in my hair. I started with the profanity and the lady on the other end of the phone must have been completely and utterly confused.
“Fuck” I said right into my phone.
“Excuse me? Is everything alright over there?” she said.
“I..I.. I was jacking off to transexual porn and you called right as I money-shotted into my palm and in a fury to answer the phone I got goop all over myself, my laptop, and my $700.00 phone spilled kool-aid all over my laptop, let me give you a call back” I countered.
I’ve got a meeting for tomorrow at 10 AM, this time I’ll call my grandma 20 minutes before our meeting to ensure no funny businessss or hijinksss on my end. Sssorry, the “S” key is sssticking and I don’t know why.
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February 10th, 2008 at 7:54 am
yo man, sundays in the ER are a lot more funner with lameking.net
keep it up buddy
February 12th, 2008 at 7:33 am
What a nice story. I can honestly say i have had the case of the “OMG i have to clean up quick” or at the tail end of doing it being interrupted .. ouch.
Btw fix your links.. still no me up there.
nice to see the lameking is back on top!
March 18th, 2008 at 12:47 am
hooray! you’re back online. I missed this site…a little.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
My first internet- experience was not successful. But anyway I keep posting from time to time. All information online is for people to discuss. I think this is the most important thing why internet is so popular everywhere