Today I masturbated.
I know, some of you are turned off when I talk about self-pleasure but this is really funny. If your offended, just click the button in the top right hand side of the screen and fuck off for all I care. I’m not making any money from this site, I do it for my “fans” I tell you! Here’s my story - I just moved into my new place with an entirely new group of roommates (One of them being from Mexico whom I call “The Luchador” because I keep forgetting his name).
Some of my other roommates I had just met this week so it stands to reason that I felt like a bit of a stranger in my own home as they went about their daily activities and I was still getting accustomed to the ins-and-outs of the new pad. Don’t you hate it when it’s dark and you are walking down the hall groping the wall looking for that light switch? I do. Anyway, I was “holding it in” all week (Again, I felt a little creepy wacking off in the bathroom in the house in which I don’t know anyone, and the jibber-jabber of broken Spanish kills my erections, especially when they watch wrestling). I mean, come on, who goes around jerking off in bathroom’s of strangers’ houses? Nobody does that.
Well, long story short is today was the day I spanked myself silly in the bathroom downstairs to this: http://www.xvideos.com/video5228/cute_girl_get_fuckt. And yes, I had my laptop que it up and I took it off the desk and brought it right into the bathroom with me because I have no shame. If I spoke Spanish I’d tell my roommate what I was doing but the electrical cord I had tied around my neck and frilly g-string I had on should have given away my intentions.
I really like this girl because she’s my “style” and I love the dark features, body (And the fact that she has a pulse), and the stockings just do it for me. I’m talking bow-chicka-chicka-bow-bow. Anyway, I got about 1 minute 15 seconds in and I felt like I was erupting and shooting fireworks out of my penis, my body went into convulsions and I started quivering in ways that most school girls to when they feel wiener for the first time. Forget “cum rags” I had to use a beach towel.
That is all, Lamekings, go in peace and have a weekend. Or shall I say, ¡Acabo de masturbar y vine cubos, y yo adoro lucha!
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