Check it out, Curtis gets about 20 miles per bail of hay and jug of water. Refueling takes place a few times an hour with like, an apple or carrot. Answers to simple voice commands. I can tie him up outside of my office by the bike rack with some rope and use him to lure women over to pet him. Kiss my ass EXXON!!!1

One Response to “CHECK OUT MY NEW RIDE”

  1. BigRoll says:

    It’s weird, I didn’t start laughing at this post until I was jerking off to the next one…

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