My roommate who is into home and garden channel and watches sex in (or is it and? - who really cares anyway) the city decided to gut the inside of our house and do some remodeling. He also drinks sparking mineral water and goes on nature hikes so I like to make fun of him a lot, but it’s fine because he dosen’t know I’m doing it.
The thing is on TV remodeling is also done within about 20 minutes, 30 with commercial breaks and what’s not seen is an entire army of people working behind the scenes around the clock to finish in say, a week. Each day I come home the house gets worse and worse. Hopefully today I’ll come home and there will still be a door. Yesterday, we were without water for the evening as the plumbing was “accidentally” shut off. My roommate, like a used car salesman, assures me the end justifies the means and the new remodel will be “great”.
If “great” means I’ll be able to watch and watch TV again on a couch instead of sitting on a bucket of paint then I’m all for it.
I also watched a show on TV (Power still works, thank God) about young Princes/Princesses who are so rich they have diamonds embedded onto fake eyelashes. On a related note, since our bathroom plumbing is questionable for the weekend I’ll be peeing in empty milk jug bottles and eating Carls Jr because it’s across the street.
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