Well, it’s been a pretty crazy 2 years. This website used to be pretty badass back in the day, and I’m sorry for the neglect. Many of my peers/contacts/friends went on to make a lot of money with their website(s), and I made nothing, and this website just turned into a complain-fest about my inability to talk to girls and play counterstrike. Consider yourself lucky that I chose not to document my career as a Professional Counterstrike Player. For 5 years this website kept going and amazingly people kept reading - traffic and “fame” grew and things landed in their current state of despair.
- Thank you to Mike S. for helping me out along the way with the hosting, setup, and cost. He has emailed me 20 times about something called “fixing the name server” and every time I tell him “ok” and forget about it. He’s far more patient than anyone I ever know. Thank you again.
- I still do the “key drop” looky-look which is when a hot girl walks by me and I don’t want to turn to watch her behind because people in front of me will fear I’m a pervert, so I pretend to drop my keys and as I’m scooping them up from the ground I am watching her walk by. It’s a good move, trust me, you can pull it off anywhere with a little bit of practice.
- Yesterday I was sitting in a bar and my friend kept eye-balling the hostesses’ butts. He said “Hey, if you look close enough, that chick clenches her butt-cheeks every now and then” and I replied “I’m two steps ahead of you, check this out [I show him the video of her doing this on my phone].” 29 fucking years old going on 14.
PS - the video turned out to be too dark. I’m against polluting YouTube with 40MB 8 second clips of bullshit. Bookmark me, I’m going to start kicking things into gear.
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