Comments for Lameking.net http://lameking.net Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. Sat, 17 May 2008 08:33:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 Comment on Fuck the Economy and the Job Market by BAKKA http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-849 BAKKA Tue, 06 May 2008 20:04:11 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-849 ITS ABOULT TIME WE STOOD UP AGAINST CORPORATE AMERICA UNITED.......... FUCK I REALLY DONT CARE ABOULT ANY OF THE SHIT THEY WANT TO SELL US OVER THE TELEPHONE WHY IS IT THAT WE FEEL WE NEED THE SHIT THERE SELLING IN THERE STORES. FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU IF YOU BUY IT.............YOURE JUST MAKING A NATION OF SLAVERY EACH TIME YOU PURCHASE SOMETHING....MAKE IT FOR YOURE FUCKING SELF FOR A CHANGE ITS ABOULT TIME WE STOOD UP AGAINST CORPORATE AMERICA UNITED……….
FUCK I REALLY DONT CARE ABOULT ANY OF THE SHIT THEY WANT TO SELL US OVER THE TELEPHONE WHY IS IT THAT WE FEEL WE NEED THE SHIT THERE SELLING IN THERE STORES. FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU IF YOU BUY IT………….YOURE JUST MAKING A NATION OF SLAVERY EACH TIME YOU PURCHASE SOMETHING….MAKE IT FOR YOURE FUCKING SELF FOR A CHANGE

]]> Comment on Dick fireworks? by scotty http://lameking.net/2008/04/11/dick-fireworks#comment-136 scotty Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:37:30 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/04/11/dick-fireworks#comment-136 Beach Towel? Why didn't you just aim into the toilet? Bit uncomfy but it gets the job d.o.n.e. Beach Towel? Why didn’t you just aim into the toilet? Bit uncomfy but it gets the job d.o.n.e.

]]> Comment on Spoonerboy Tellem by mike http://lameking.net/2008/02/07/spoonerboy-tellem#comment-120 mike Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:23:40 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/02/07/spoonerboy-tellem#comment-120 My first internet- experience was not successful. But anyway I keep posting from time to time. All information online is for people to discuss. I think this is the most important thing why internet is so popular everywhere My first internet- experience was not successful. But anyway I keep posting from time to time. All information online is for people to discuss. I think this is the most important thing why internet is so popular everywhere

]]> Comment on Celebriting Sightings all Around Town by chonas009 http://lameking.net/2008/01/28/celebriting-sightings-all-around-town#comment-116 chonas009 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:48:56 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/01/28/celebriting-sightings-all-around-town#comment-116 BOUT TIME YOU FILTHY JEWBAG BOUT TIME YOU FILTHY JEWBAG

]]> Comment on I spent my life savings turning my car into a sheepdog by Johan Ackbar http://lameking.net/2008/03/31/i-spent-my-life-savings-turning-my-car-into-a-sheepdog#comment-112 Johan Ackbar Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:35:05 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/31/i-spent-my-life-savings-turning-my-car-into-a-sheepdog#comment-112 Can't fuck with the tv on the floor. Can’t fuck with the tv on the floor.

]]> Comment on Fuck the Economy and the Job Market by mike http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-108 mike Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:39:26 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-108 i'm in northern california and it seems that the only jobs available here for me (BA, Three years experience after graduation, plus a heap of real-world job experience during school) are those that are strictly commission. I've done the same thing you've described... "resume blasting" and my folks have suggested I get out and "pound the pavement" or "start knocking on doors"... but I don't think they get it. You can't just start walking into business parks and high rises saying "DUHR! ME wants jobzes!" and giving your resume to every shiteater sitting at the front desk of an office. If you try that, they simply direct you to whichever career website it is that they use and if you're lucky they'll humor you because you tied your tie right and ask you for a copy of your application. I'd guess that I've applied to 200-250 positions at this point and it's only been 1 month. I've had the same experiences of getting dicked around and asked to come back day after day... not that it costs me any money to drive my car across the city so you can test my resolve. I have a car... but this pisses me off... employers have the fucking gall to demand that you as a potential employee do NOT use public transportation... WHAT THE HELL??? They actually put in ads "must have reliable vehicle, no public transportation." and the job description is for a customer service representative (translation: phone bank). The real shitbox though... is that if you check government jobs... they pay really well for having only one requirement: a pulse. I found one job that pays nearly 50k for an "administrative assistant" position that literally requires "general clerical" and a high school diploma... right next to the ad in the classified section... a job requiring 3 years experience and a BA and it pays 13/hr (read: about 25 grand)... Things are fucked up right now, and there are plenty of us out there right now with retinas burned from staring at careerbuilder, monster, craigslist and indeed.com... with our hands stained from crossing off jobs for welders and truck drivers in the paper, and with our hearts slowly breaking as we realize that going to school was just as worthless as any other training we could have gotten... only moreso because it gives us a sense of entitlement when all we're really entitled to is framing our degree and hanging on the walls of whatever cubicle we land in when that temp agency finally calls back with an offer for 12/hr i’m in northern california and it seems that the only jobs available here for me (BA, Three years experience after graduation, plus a heap of real-world job experience during school) are those that are strictly commission. I’ve done the same thing you’ve described… “resume blasting” and my folks have suggested I get out and “pound the pavement” or “start knocking on doors”… but I don’t think they get it. You can’t just start walking into business parks and high rises saying “DUHR! ME wants jobzes!” and giving your resume to every shiteater sitting at the front desk of an office. If you try that, they simply direct you to whichever career website it is that they use and if you’re lucky they’ll humor you because you tied your tie right and ask you for a copy of your application.

I’d guess that I’ve applied to 200-250 positions at this point and it’s only been 1 month. I’ve had the same experiences of getting dicked around and asked to come back day after day… not that it costs me any money to drive my car across the city so you can test my resolve.

I have a car… but this pisses me off… employers have the fucking gall to demand that you as a potential employee do NOT use public transportation… WHAT THE HELL??? They actually put in ads “must have reliable vehicle, no public transportation.” and the job description is for a customer service representative (translation: phone bank).

The real shitbox though… is that if you check government jobs… they pay really well for having only one requirement: a pulse.

I found one job that pays nearly 50k for an “administrative assistant” position that literally requires “general clerical” and a high school diploma… right next to the ad in the classified section… a job requiring 3 years experience and a BA and it pays 13/hr (read: about 25 grand)…

Things are fucked up right now, and there are plenty of us out there right now with retinas burned from staring at careerbuilder, monster, craigslist and indeed.com… with our hands stained from crossing off jobs for welders and truck drivers in the paper, and with our hearts slowly breaking as we realize that going to school was just as worthless as any other training we could have gotten… only moreso because it gives us a sense of entitlement when all we’re really entitled to is framing our degree and hanging on the walls of whatever cubicle we land in when that temp agency finally calls back with an offer for 12/hr

]]> Comment on Fuck the Economy and the Job Market by Cristina http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-87 Cristina Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:16:20 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-87 The hooker from New York City was making thousands an hour... I'm so jealous. The hooker from New York City was making thousands an hour… I’m so jealous.

]]> Comment on Fuck the Economy and the Job Market by phil http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-82 phil Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:00:19 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/19/fuck-the-economy-and-the-job-market#comment-82 i've been reading your site for a few years now man, and i have to tell you i know what you're going through. the job market in south da-fucking-kota isn't much better unless you excel at minimum wage jobs. i've been looking for some kind of work now for almost 5 months and have had the shittiest luck. i won't try and tell you to "keep your chin up" because thats the best way to get punched in it. good luck man. i’ve been reading your site for a few years now man, and i have to tell you i know what you’re going through. the job market in south da-fucking-kota isn’t much better unless you excel at minimum wage jobs. i’ve been looking for some kind of work now for almost 5 months and have had the shittiest luck. i won’t try and tell you to “keep your chin up” because thats the best way to get punched in it.
good luck man.

]]> Comment on Spoonerboy Tellem by cristina http://lameking.net/2008/02/07/spoonerboy-tellem#comment-74 cristina Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:47:46 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/02/07/spoonerboy-tellem#comment-74 hooray! you're back online. I missed this site...a little. hooray! you’re back online. I missed this site…a little.

]]> Comment on And Another. by Johan Ackbar http://lameking.net/2008/03/09/and-another#comment-67 Johan Ackbar Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:16:21 +0000 http://lameking.net/2008/03/09/and-another#comment-67 “I woke up this morning with a hard on and I masturbated thinking of my fingers in your ass” - Classic. “I woke up this morning with a hard on and I masturbated thinking of my fingers in your ass” - Classic.

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